I've been being lazy and letting my hair and beard grow out since the Marine Ball, and when we got back from vacation last week, it was pretty much the hottest topic in my office. I got at least 30 comments like, "You look so different!" "I didn't even recognize you." "Wow, your hair is so long." " What happened? You look so nice!".... Um...as opposed to my usual ugly look!?! What!?
Anyway, I felt like I needed to keep the hair-related attention-getting / inappropriate comments-a-coming next week, so I buzzed it all off this morning. Let the confusion begin as the local employees try to figure out which white guy I am!! muhuhuwauwuahhahaah!
Presto-change-o! Master of disguise!